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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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dunno bout you but I'm still lolling at that last threadany plans for the midweek weekend?
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I'm running to help depressed people with their depressional issues. Whilst being no cranley I do my bit for the big society.(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 8:07, Reply)
I like to do my bit for crying pansies who need to pull themselves together(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 8:12, Reply)
we all need to rally round our chum during his time of increased cloying neediness(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 8:15, Reply)
afternoon off innitGot a tile specialist coming to look at my floor.
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What do you walk around on at home?You seem to have been sorting your tiles out for over two years: b3ta.com/search/posts/63456?q=tiles
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 8:29,
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I was doing the restoration myself but I need a pro in, bit off more than I can chew(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 8:31, Reply)
does this professional attention involve chiseling up your crazy paving and starting again?(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 8:42, Reply)
I can't think of any reason you'd have called in an expert which doesn't involve you having done something inept(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:06, Reply)
When I was a letting agent, the dude who fitted tiles and carpets was grossly overweight and had really long toenails (presumably because he couldn't reach them)The other workmen said it was like having a giant budgie clicking around the flats when he was working...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 8:34,
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He had the breath to match, if you want something for those aftershocks (
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 8:39,
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you should definitely share more of these fascinating tales of letting agencies(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 8:38, Reply)
Hahahahahaha names are funny!Tonight's plans involve turning some field recordings and other noises into something I might like to listen to.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 8:27,
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Frog might buy a copy.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 8:29,
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Nah, he learned his lesson the first time Although he does like some epically shit stuff, so you never know
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 8:30,
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There is nothing gay about lemmy He's macho as fuck
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 8:41,
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He could wing wrestle you to the ground and fuck you and your moribund yowling cat before breakfast(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 8:53,
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I don't believe this as you like animals and cried when grace died(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 8:56,
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Of course I did m8, the surgical removal from my bot bot stung a bit.(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 8:59, Reply)
No it was because you formed an emotional attachment after caring for a small animal and missed the company it gave you(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:00,
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I'll be doing it together with another man, so it may be a bit gay(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 8:28,
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HEY KIDS!So yeh! about 10pm my youngest throws up all over herself, the carpet and my bed! YES!!!! After the clean up she throws up all over her own bed DOUBLE YES! after that clean up she throws up all over the sofa, FUCKING TRIPLE YES! 4.30am finally settled and no longer throwing up. I curl up under a blanket and sleep. 6.15 alarm goes off. AREN'T KIDS AWESOME!!!!!!1one1112111fdshkjal
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Peej, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 8:59,
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Same again tonight with the other one then.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:00,
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The other one is at least old enough to stick her head in a bowl(
Peej, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:03,
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Winter vomiting virus is about apparentlyour youngest did a fair impression of the girl in the Exorcist last week, all over the kitchen floor (which being tiles is easily cleaned at least).
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Can't fault you on the first part, or even the secondbut I can't start again due to genital mutilation.
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Peej, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:18,
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I am confident that your missus will find a way with or without you(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:24, Reply)
I have you considered keeping them outdoors?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:06,
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Worst journey ever :(1:20 delay, then train terminated early now standing on another rammed train
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:06,
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We can't all have a half a shag pad in town :((
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:11,
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How was Benidorm? As ghastly as one imagines?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:13,
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Yes, the touristy bit was shit but the proper bit of Spain hidden away wasn't nearly as terrible and the food and wine in that area was pretty good.However, I would not return, even if it was another freebie.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:16,
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so not even a minute and a half late and you are moaningI despair at people in this country
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Oh dear the travails of a provincial peasant struggling into the capital to sell his pig in a poke(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:14, Reply)
I quite like the idea of farming, aside from the getting up early and shit(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:15,
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Pedigree beef cows I reckon, maybe some pigs as well(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:21,
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Fack all money in beef at the moment. Although dry farming is the easiest. (, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:22, Reply)
I quite like the Alex James methodBecome a multi millionaire through music then potter around pretending to be a farmer while making cheese
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It's the lifestyle as opposed to any particular work he was after. I'm quietly confident it's the hired help who do everything round his farm.(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:28, Reply)
Same with that huge-furry whippingtool bloke. I've been to river cottage on numerous occasions and he's never even there.His team of trainee chefs did cook me a banging meal on the house once though so can't complain.
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Glovington, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:32,
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it's alright mate. a giant leap up from strongbow, koppaberg, stowford press and thatchers gold white lightening and k..but it's no cheddar valley, kingstone black or burrow hill or black rat.
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Glovington, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:43,
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I only ever really drink cider when it's the mucky stuff straight from a farmers bucketI've got a few bottles at home that are "oh ... nine percent? maybe ten or eleven?" ... which is the sort of scientific accuracy I like in my booze.
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Because you've been "loads" and got a "free" mealsuggesting you have some sort of affiliation with a minor celebrity's restaurant
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:38,
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Nah, I just used to live pretty close to there, and I played in a functions band that was regularly hired for weddings on the premisesshit...am I still bragging?
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Glovington, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:44,
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would have been easier to cook it on the stove ahahahahaha unless the house was on fire ahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJJJ(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:34, Reply)
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*wipes tear*
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If I'm honest I've considered this for around 10seconds so haven't really looked into the nitty gritty(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:26,
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Yeah with dairy you'd be up at 5 seven days of the week, and they still need to be milked on your hollibobs(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:29, Reply)
I've never met a dairy farmer who didn't smell of cow shitit seeps into their bones
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no ... my family were mostly arableI've an uncle who farms beef but we're not related by blood
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See also butchers, they always smell of raw meat(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:40,
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