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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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"...he leads me to the table and with a master-hand lays my head down on the edge of it, and, with the other canting up my petticoats and shift, bares my naked posteriours to his blind and furious guide; it forces its way between them, and I feeling pretty sensibly that it was not going by the right door, and knocking desperately at the wrong one, I told him of it: -"Pooh!" says he, "my dear, any port in a storm." Altering, however, directly his course, and lowering his point, he fixed it right, and driving it up with a delicious stiffness, made all foam again, and gave me the tout with such fire and spirit, that in the fine disposition I was in when I submitted to him, and stirr'd up so fiercely as I was, I got the start of him, and went away into the melting swoon, and squeezing him, whilst in the convulsive grasp of it, drew from him such a plenteous bedewal as, join'd to my own effusion, perfectly floated those parts, and drown'd in a deluge all my raging conflagration of desire."
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:16, 3 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
bit gay

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:19, Reply)
lol at " knocking desperately at the wrong one"

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:21, Reply)
the Hundred Acre Wood just got freaky

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:22, Reply)

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