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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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BUMHOLES

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 7:54, 39 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
I know it is not a popular choice, especially when compared to tits, but I like bumholes.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 8:58, Reply)
But isn't there a theory that the cleavage is actually a representation of a bumhole?
and we are programmed to be attracted to it, or something like that?
So if you like tits you like bumholes too.


edit: don't Google that at work.....

sabotagetimes.com/reportage/why-women-wear-red-lipstick-flaunt-cleavage-use-fake-tan/
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:03, Reply)
Yes, but this refers to the perfectly natural heterosexual desire to mount a mate from behind
Not the deviant sort of putting willies up men's bottoms to which Quinchy refers.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:10, Reply)
its only deviant if it is sausaging a Stag down in old Soho

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:15, Reply)
one of the great things about women is that they have both

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:08, Reply)
one of even better things is she-malez they have both plus cocks

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:14, Reply)
a veritable smorgasbord

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:17, Reply)
And you?
Have you ever sampled the unique delights of a ladyman?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:21, Reply)

"...he leads me to the table and with a master-hand lays my head down on the edge of it, and, with the other canting up my petticoats and shift, bares my naked posteriours to his blind and furious guide; it forces its way between them, and I feeling pretty sensibly that it was not going by the right door, and knocking desperately at the wrong one, I told him of it: -"Pooh!" says he, "my dear, any port in a storm." Altering, however, directly his course, and lowering his point, he fixed it right, and driving it up with a delicious stiffness, made all foam again, and gave me the tout with such fire and spirit, that in the fine disposition I was in when I submitted to him, and stirr'd up so fiercely as I was, I got the start of him, and went away into the melting swoon, and squeezing him, whilst in the convulsive grasp of it, drew from him such a plenteous bedewal as, join'd to my own effusion, perfectly floated those parts, and drown'd in a deluge all my raging conflagration of desire."
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:16, Reply)
bit gay

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:19, Reply)
lol at " knocking desperately at the wrong one"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:21, Reply)
the Hundred Acre Wood just got freaky

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:22, Reply)
Ooh no, it's far too early for me
But don't let me stop you having one
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:02, Reply)
Right, I've looked up guyrim on The Google Internet Search Engine and it seems to be a gay version of something called skyrim
Only, I don't know what that is either, so I'm none the wiser.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:11, Reply)
hey, you started it
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2474165
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:17, Reply)
I was being objectified by GeordieJay again :(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:25, Reply)
I hear that he has both legs tattooed with solid black, just to remind whatever he-hussy he's banging this week that he'll always be the one wearing the trousers

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:28, Reply)
I just assumed it was coal dust

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:39, Reply)
guyrim

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:38, Reply)
FISTULAS

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:20, Reply)
Seeing them at Infest!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:21, Reply)
I thought he was an elf in them films

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:24, Reply)
Mine is putting like a two stroke engine this morning
#curryfart
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:21, Reply)
Somebody here likes Converse and wearing their hair Shoreditch style
www.converse.co.uk/2015/03/03/visit-the-made-by-you-in-london-installation/

Can't remember who though, probably not a frequent or popular poster.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:25, Reply)
sounds like that 'Richard McBeef' fellow

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:37, Reply)

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