Can a dave hold a pack of bog roll without hiding it in a bag because he's scared of being bullied, though?
That's the REAL question.
( Kroney, Wed 18 Jan 2017, 12:41, 2 replies, latest was 7 years ago)

Bought a bidet to avoid that situation occurring again

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Jan 2017, 12:55, Reply)

I STILL LAUGH ABOUT THIS

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jan 2017, 12:57, Reply)

Oh, I regularly tell people the story.
Not even involved and I can dine out on that.
( Kroney, Wed 18 Jan 2017, 12:58, Reply)

at least I was vindicated regarding my feelings about purchasing shit tickets

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Jan 2017, 13:02, Reply)

What I like about the story is that he knew what was likely to happen
because men are barely more mature than 12 year old and still let you talk him into it.

With the foreshadowing and inescapable destiny, it follows the same story arc as a Greek tragedy. Except with man-children and bog rolls.
( Kroney, Wed 18 Jan 2017, 13:05, Reply)

i like the impression he does of the voice rising and falling as the car sped past him
and also jeff's phrase "shit tickets". plato himself could not have come up with anything so philosophical.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jan 2017, 13:53, Reply)