Being a cunt
CHCB raised an interesting point in the FAQ thread. Perhaps it would be more appropriate to endorse cuntish behaviour, as long as it's well-written (and preferably funny).

This is b3ta, after all.

What do you think?

I think being a cunt is...



( chart cat has an itch, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:00, 19 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

teehee
Every time I refresh it colours the lines in different.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:33, Reply)

I say
keep the line 'Don't be a cunt' but remove the 'say nothing' paragraph.

It works well for /links
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:36, Reply)

Polls
are for cunts.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 9:02, Reply)

Cunts
Are for polls

(edit) To be honest, everyones gonna interpret cuntish behavior in different ways, so it might be better not to try to define it too much - just say "try not to be a cunt" or something
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 9:19, Reply)

Perhaps something like
Before pressing Post, take a second to think, "Are people who don't know my sense of humour going to think I'm a cunt?"
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 9:30, Reply)

...and if the answer is 'yes'
click Post.

Cunt.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 9:32, Reply)

.
Chimplicking meatsock.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 9:36, Reply)

bum-fisting
arse nipple
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 9:49, Reply)

Turd Grappling
Cat Sniffer
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 9:51, Reply)

_{At some point, I promise I will come back and offer some more useful advice.}
(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 9:53, Reply)

You rape
Zoe Ball's gigantic schnozzcumber.

Ah, Crow. I can safely say that I don't need one right now, as the Mrs has only just left for work. Will have 6 later though, and I'll be thinking of you.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 9:54, Reply)

You pollute
Zoe Wannamaker's mature passages with your putrescent tumescence.

BazBert: You flatter me. Let me know when the time comes and I'll put my fishnets on.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 9:56, Reply)

Nothing wrong with that
Zoe Wanamaker's alright. She looks very aerodynamic.

Your mum tried to sell you to gypsies, but they didn't want you, medical science didn't want you, it was only after 6 months of her trying to stuff you back up her vag that she finally accepted your existence, and that's why you smell.

You homesick anal abortion.

EDIT Crow, did you just call me Baz? I'm sure he'll be most upset by that.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 10:01, Reply)

You are a bounder and a cad
OF THE FIRST WATER!

_{You also fellate spotty, unwashed emo-kids whilst they carve inane poetry and messages of despair into your arms, before dribbling their cold, sticky, dyed-black spunk into your wounds.}

And yes, I may have called you Baz by accident...sorry about that.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 11:32, Reply)

It's all true
and I'm proud.

Say it loud! I'm perverse and I'm proud!

*der-ner-ner-ner-ner-ner*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 12:04, Reply)

Life is too short to be a cunt.
Cunts are rarely funny so I denounce all cuntish behavior as non-B3tan.
( girlinthehole, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:27, Reply)

BGB
A spelling mistake!!! Burn the infidel!!! Read the FAQ!!!

I can't wait for more of this on every 5th post on the board.
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:03, Reply)

What BGB said.

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 20:48, Reply)

off-topic doesn't need a FAQ
it's not a proper board
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 20:12, Reply)