Drat! Fifth!
EDIT: My old nan says you should never, ever trust someone who comes from Wales.

I don't know why this is, I have never explored it with her. But I like the Welsh types!

Chat here?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:21, 51 replies)

fifth
ashally :(
( Kroney, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:22, closed)

Is this
where we are?
( thealternativefact, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:25, closed)

We can be here if you like...
*readies chairs and cakes and booze*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:27, closed)

You're allowed to like them
as long as you don't trust them.

I imagine it's because you can only speak their language if you have a cold.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:27, closed)

I like it here
but mista spak is also on page one!
( thealternativefact, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:28, closed)

Yes, but I have Cake!
*offers*





*grooms*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:29, closed)

Then
I am sold to the betighted diablo.
( thealternativefact, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:29, closed)

afternoon folks
damn work, getting in the way of me getting first place

not that I have a story at the moment...

how are you all?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:30, closed)

Finding my rage
is wearing off as I get closer to Wine Time. How are you?
( thealternativefact, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:31, closed)

The Betighted Diablo?
I like it!

Do you need a receipt?



I don't have much in the way of stories at the moment... All the old people in my family are very casually racist, as old people are wont to be, so it'll be hard to pick the funnies out...
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:32, closed)

No receipt needed...
...it's yours!
( thealternativefact, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:33, closed)

Lets have it in this thread
Coz my post still hasn't got any replies and this one's got a life of it's own now.

EDIT: * accepts cake graciously *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:33, closed)

loved your post
but DiT was the quickest today.
( thealternativefact, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:34, closed)

I'm pretty good thanks
frustrated by work, but I will be off in 20 minutes, and then it will soon be time for band practice!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:34, closed)

^HEY!
Don't you bloody well come in here and usurp my room!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:35, closed)

Afternoon
*miseries*


Not coming to bash now.


*grumps*

Sick old folks...rather appropriate I suppose.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:38, closed)

that's a shame chickenlady
*commiserates*

you should make up for it by coming to Exeter in July
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:39, closed)

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
You're the only one I know I'm going to recognise!

Denied!

Hope it's nothing serious though.

*sends sympathy hugs and chicken soup*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:40, closed)

O NOES!
But... But... But...

I am speechless!

Hope whoever is sick gets better though.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:40, closed)

@Chickenlady
That's a shame. You can join the rest of us who are not going to be in attendance.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:41, closed)

@chickenlady
My condolences.

Hope they get better.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:42, closed)

Hey V
let me know if there are any decent (and yet cheap!) hotels near the venue, could you?
( thealternativefact, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:43, closed)

@ lady of chickens
aw no. that's rubbish.

*consoles*

this is a great place to hang out Mr Betighted Diabolo. aren't you just the host with the most?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:44, closed)

No, excuse me, I've got to go and speak to HLT...
DAH-ling! How are you?

*mwah* *air kiss*

Cheese and pineapple on a stick? I love your dress.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:48, closed)

Ooooooh
cheese and pineapple, I've not been anywhere this classy in a long while.

I'm gonna be a bit late tonight, my carelessness has caused me to commit something of a huge fuck up at work that requires me to ass kiss my way out of.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:52, closed)

al
nice one!
( thealternativefact, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:53, closed)

It doesn't end there!
Oh no, sir! We also have:

- Prawn Cocktails
- H'ors derve
- Caviar
- Little crackers with salmon and cheese
- Sausages onna stick
- WINE! LOTS OF WINE! (Schloer for the kids)
- Crisps and dip
- A selection of party tunes
- A fondue for later

You'd best not be too late sir! Just tell 'em B3ta needs you - they'll understand!

EDIT: Not forgetting Ferrerrerrerro Rocher, of course!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:56, closed)

I'll have the horse-dove please
Ta.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 17:00, closed)

Cor!
Missing out on horses dovers!!

It's my mother who is ill - she of babysitting capabilities.

Ah well...the new shoes will just have to stay in the box for now.

Yes, I bought new shoes.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 17:03, closed)

Devil old chap!
*mwah!*
*mwah!*

What, this old thing? *blushes*

Marvellous!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 17:04, closed)

*sends get well vibes to Mrs. Chickenlady*
*bets the shoes are BRILLIANT*

*remembers to point that out in August*

EDIT: I say, have you met HLT? You're both ladies you know! Perhaps you could talk about Kittens, what!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 17:04, closed)

Cya all later,
I'm off to sit in the corner of a pub undetected and watch B3tards whilst they have fun. Mwahahaha. I'll tell you how stupid they all looked tomorrow.
(Belgaer is, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 17:05, closed)

Good night!
bashers - have fun
non-bashers - er, have fun doing something else

see you soon!
( thealternativefact, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 17:06, closed)

Pleased to make your acquaintance Miss Chicken
Have you got kittens of your own?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 17:10, closed)

Charmed, I'm sure Miss HLT
Sadly I don't keep my own kittens, but I hope one day to acquire some.
What about you?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 17:15, closed)

Buh-bye, Clendrix!
*watches her leave*

Right then! *claps hands* Who's up for a bit of Postman's Knock?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 17:19, closed)

what are the rules, o Diabolo?
do tell us!

edit: or would you prefer to play... oh, I don't know... sardines?!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 17:33, closed)

Postman's Knock
(Courtesy of www.partygamecentral.com)

This is a game for older teenagers and young adults - not for children!

All the boys gather in a group and each takes a card with a sequential number (One, Two, Three etc). The girls do the same.

The boys then form a line (shoulder to shoulder) facing the girls who are in a similar line. (Players should NOT stand in order. First a girl calls out a number and the boy with that number goes across to kiss her. Then the boys exchange cards randomly. Then a boy calls out a number and the girl with that number goes and kisses him. The girls then randomly exchange numbers. This prevents a boy or girl from always (or never) getting kissed and makes the game more intriguing.

EDIT: Sardines eh? *raises eyebrow*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 17:37, closed)

ok, let's play postman's knock first
then sardines, once we're all "acquainted"...
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 17:50, closed)

Can I join in?
I know it's a bit of a non-bash thing...
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 17:51, closed)

The more the merrier!
*prepares*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 17:53, closed)

ooh!
*applies gold spot and strawberry flavoured lipgloss*

*waits to be called*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 17:55, closed)

*calls number*
7?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 17:58, closed)

*knock knock*
room for a wee one in here?

Any cake left?
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 18:07, closed)

Well hello, TWW!
*sidles*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 18:12, closed)

*mwah mwah*
hello yourself you old devil!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 18:17, closed)

Right then ladies...
Awful wrench as I know it will be for you, it's time for me to take a stroll across the river and up to Covent Garden for the Bash!

It's a shame you can't be there, so I'll raise a glass to you!

See you soon!

Mwah and mwah and mwah!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 18:19, closed)

Have a good night,
and say hello to the gang for me?

Don't do anything I wouldn't.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 18:22, closed)

We're being greeted from the real world
.
here (which is where the chat continues)
.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:26, closed)

I am Welsh
And trustworthy. Honest.

/twiddles moustache
(Sundayturkey has the biggest mug of tea, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:49, closed)

well I'm from wales too
and I don't trust any fucker.

least of all myself.
(Suddenly, zebras Safe and sound for eternity, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 13:14, closed)