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Sometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.

Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.

Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.

(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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Not an old person, but someone older - my mum.
When I was about 10, me and my mum were discussing wet-dreams (as you do). She told me it was a natural thing to happen, and if I ever 'soiled' my bedsheets, she'd not hold it against me in any way and say absolutely nothing about it.

I'm sure that has helped greatly in me not developing guilty feelings associated with ejaculation.

Thanks mum, you're a star.
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:27, closed)
My mum had a very similar conversation with me.

She also said:

"When you've, you know, please don't put the tissues in the bin."

I never thanked her for the advance warning...
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:36, closed)
Oh dear god
I'm going to have to have that conversation x2 very soon.
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:41, closed)
If anyone can give that conversation to their sons, I'm sure it's you.

Who knows, maybe you could write them a story about themselves set three years in the future just to make them feel more comfortable with themselves?
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:45, closed)
Just remembered, in the last reply to this story, I gave a bit of advice to the mother of a 12 year old.
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:50, closed)
Actually I don't think my kids will worry too much about it all
One of them regularly pees himself with laughter - this is one of their favourite things, to make each other laugh so much they wet themselves. Odd children.
*EDIT* They recently managed to see a bit of Jackass (don't ask how) which perhaps explains that.

Anyway, no one bothers about it, they just change their pjs and go to bed, so I guess it'll be the same when they start going solo.

And if they can ask me what a blowjob is (as one did the other night) then I'm sure they'll ask me all the necessary when the time comes.
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:58, closed)

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