Sexual Dilemmas
Rather than a long and awkward chat about the birds and the bees, my dad gave me three bits of advice which I still swear by twenty years later....

1. When getting naked with a girl, always take your socks off as early as possible. Naked and erect while wearing only socks is not sexy.

2. If you're tired, go on top. Otherwise you'll doze off and that is not sexy.

3. Don't be fooled by big tits.

I have ignored each piece of advice at one time or another, and found him to be almost right on each point. I should add to point 2 that should you go on top and still doze off, the reaction is somewhat worse.

I am still fooled by big knockers on a regular basis. It's a man thing.
(Hampton St.Roker is so sexy it hurts, but not as much as bumsex., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 8:44, closed)

Re 1.
"Many men have fallen through the sock gap!"

And Re 3: Yes, we've all been there. Many of my friends won't let me forget it. /shame
(The Supreme Crow is a complete and utter badgerflap, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:26, closed)

What's so bad
about big tits...?
(grandmasterfluffles Come to my Armageddon party on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:58, closed)

Nothing wrong with them...
...it's what they're attached to.



_{e.g., militant atheist sea otters}
(The Supreme Crow is a complete and utter badgerflap, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:06, closed)

If there's anything worse than not taking your socks off when having sex
it's this.
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:11, closed)

This is weird
my dad gave me exactly the same advice!
(Ruddles, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:18, closed)

The Supreme Cow
Um...thanks :s
(grandmasterfluffles Come to my Armageddon party on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:23, closed)

My dad gave me that advise too,
he also said to always make sure there's a clean sheet, as a naked matress is very uncomfortable and a dirty sheet is impolite, or something to that effect.
(Belgaer is, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:34, closed)

@Fluffles
That's not to say I pulled a militant sea otter because it had colossal norks.


_{Thought I feel like I missed an opportunity there}
(The Supreme Crow is a complete and utter badgerflap, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:42, closed)

Three people getting the samem advice from their Dad
is it the same person?
(Ruddles, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 15:59, closed)

feet
feet are less sexy then wearing socks. KEEP THEM ON.
(lei I'm so hungry I could ride a horse, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 17:45, closed)