Advice from Old PeopleSometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.
Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.
Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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My former history teacherI may have previously mentioned my GCSE history teacher - crabby old menopausal harridan who used to touch herself whilst she was talking to us and seemed to have a 'thing' for Michael Portillo. But she did offer one sound bit of advice:
"A friend in need is not a friend."
I'd like to think I'm not quite that miserable and selfish myself, but having met my fair share of spongers since, she had a point.
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:58, 5 replies)
I've heard it asA friend in need is a pain in the arse.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:59,
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@K2k6'pends what they're in need of.
*sniffs*
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:02,
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Almost certainly a variation on the same theme......but she might have got into a little trouble for saying "pain in the arse" to a bunch of 15-year old pupils.
Assuming a bunch of 15-year olds would take offence at the word "arse."
So probably not, in actual fact.
EDIT: @Bert...are you suggesting my history teacher was some kind of rampant bumsexualist?
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:03, closed)
Well,they are the best kinds of bumsexualist.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:34,
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I always interpreted that asA friend in (times of) need is a friend indeed.
Put another way: friends help you move, but real friends help you move bodies.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:25,
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