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Sometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.

Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.

Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.

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This is a QotW answer More from one old person to another
In my local (Devon) pub. Two 'old boys' sat at the bar talking.

"Oi 'aven't made love to a woman for yurrs and yurrs. Oi'm only sebbenty eight."

"Ar, but what about that Doris the other week?"

"That don't count - that were in the back of my car"

I now know exactly how I want to be when I'm 78.
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:03, closed)
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got to be torrington...
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:30, closed)

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