Advice from Old PeopleSometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.
Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.
Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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My Uncle Alanhe told me this when i was 15 - it maybe or maynot be 100% his although i have not heard it elsewhere.
"If you can put your tongue in and wiggle it, its fine. If you can put both hands in and clap - put your coat on and go home"
I was a bit bemused for a few years, then it all sank into place.
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bazza van der trance , ooh baby baby, baby baby. Get up on this., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:23,
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I likeyour Uncle Alan. He has the wisdom.
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I likeyour uncle Alan, he tastes a bit like chicken.
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althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:32,
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Similarlyif you can yodel down the canyon, good for you. If you're actually standing in it whilst yodelling, find a different canyon.
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