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Sometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.

Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.

Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.

(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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This is a QotW answer You should never...
Combined wisdoms over the years:

Socialising at a party?
-Never sit down and never refuse a drink, you'll always have a good time.


Worried about the cleanliness of your sexual partner?
-Never put in your fanny what you wouldn't put in your gob.


Not sure if you should try and fix something?
-Never put your finger where you wouldn't put your dick. [said at HSE review after industrial accident resulted in lost finger]


Worried, concerned, got the troubles of the world on your shoulders?
-Even this phase will pass.

a.k.a : when you've got your head up your arse, all you see is shite

It's the last one that's helped most, you'll be pleased to hear :)
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:12, closed)
This is a QotW comment My Version Is
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This too, will pass.

Same sentiments and has gotten me through some truly horrendous times..

Cheers
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:15, closed)
This is a QotW comment yep
Winston Churchill's version was "when you're going through hell, keep going!"
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:20, closed)
This is a QotW comment Likewise
My one and only motto in life is -

Nothing lasts forever.
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:25, closed)
This is a QotW comment This too shall pass
also applies if you've just eaten a load of jalapeno peppers.
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:56, closed)

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