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Sometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.

Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.

Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.

(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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I was once advised by someone
Who had great mistrust of technology: "Use the internet as a reference source, but never, EVER, agree to meet up with anyone you come into contact with online".






Shit...

Evening you wonderful, wonderful lot. You know who you are...
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 19:08, 45 replies)
you survived then!
Hooray! More of this sort of thing.
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 19:26, closed)
Roll on
August. Am starting to right look forward to the bash now. :)
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 19:28, closed)
^^
Me too : )
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 19:30, closed)
*hugs DG*
Aww, cuddly lickle Geordie. How'd the course go?

@ Rakky:
I'm well gutted I can't come to August, gonna have to wait 'till the northern bash to meet a few extras now.
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 19:31, closed)
Extras?
Is that all me and BGB mean to you?

*sulks*
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 19:44, closed)
Yeah, pretty much.
Do you want to be more? :P
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 19:48, closed)
well
not now, no...

:P
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 19:50, closed)
;) Your own fault for twisting my words,
so ner.

*sticks tongue out*
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 19:51, closed)
I look on myself as a leading lady.....
Rather than an extra *sulks*
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 19:52, closed)
I've yet to meet you,
I should hopefully find out at some point, though.
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 19:52, closed)
What BGB said
I'm not chorus line material...

:)
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 19:54, closed)
@Gayer
You'll spot me by the very large vodka and tonic in front of me and my hand on some young man's knee.
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 19:55, closed)
Based one what I saw last night,
that's most b3tans. :P

Edit:
Oh... And uhm... *is young and has knees ;)*
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 19:57, closed)
@BGB
Good Lord, are you my long lost sister?
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 19:57, closed)
@Rakky
Kindred spirit maybe?
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 19:58, closed)
I wasn't drinking spirits last night
it was beer.
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 19:59, closed)
Yeah,
and you had your leg on and old man, not a young lad.

Edit: Hand on the leg of, rather.

Although, you probably had the leg that wasn't on the floor on him at some point too. ;) oi oi.
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 20:01, closed)
BGB
That's the fella. Thanks for that. :)

mmmm, beer. I have another 4 hours of work to do before I can have one of those.

*pines*
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 20:01, closed)
@Gayer
he's younger than me by 9 months.
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 20:02, closed)
He's older than me by atleast double. ;)

(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 20:05, closed)
Ooooo!
CHCB has a toyboy. Who'd have thunk it.
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 20:10, closed)
@Gayer
bollix he is!
you cheeky fecker!
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 20:11, closed)
Quite alot of people other than me it would seem...

(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 20:11, closed)
yay, go CHCB!
Dammit, I miss all the good stuff.

*sulks again*
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 20:11, closed)
How old are you both again, CHCB?

(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 20:11, closed)
*suspicious*
32.

And that's your cue to say I look 25.
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 20:12, closed)
Damn
I'm more than twice as old as that Gayer.
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 20:14, closed)
don't worry Rakky and BGB
us female types still have our pick of the Interweb bloke geeks. Any geek we want. Any.

Maybe not any, but most.

Well, some.
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 20:14, closed)
*claps and cheers*
*reconsiders*

*panics*
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 20:16, closed)
@CHCB
All the best ones are taken though : (

The rest are just extras!!!!!!!
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 20:16, closed)
Okay, so you're not double my age, but you're not far off.
I did actually say to both Wanderlust and my father that you look much younger in real life than you do in the apple eating picture.
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 20:17, closed)

The best looking boys are taken
The best looking boys are staying inside
So judy, where does that leave you?
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 20:18, closed)
@Gayer
It's nothing to do with looks.


It's that certain something, that certain indescribable notion that they have a big fat sausage in their pants *laughs*
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 20:20, closed)
It's a song dear...
:)
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 20:21, closed)
^^
I know!
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 20:23, closed)
Oh do you now?
Name the artist and title.
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 20:24, closed)
I have no idea
I just know that you weren't speaking to us as there is nobody call Judy here ; )
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 20:25, closed)
I could've been talking to myself.
/Crossdressing
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 20:27, closed)
The only song
that springs to mind is Judy and her dream of horses, by belle and sebastian. Mainly as it;s the only song with the name Judy in it that I can think of...
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 20:48, closed)
*gives a gold sticker to Rakky
then loves her on the leg*
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 20:51, closed)
*accepts sticker graciously*
*cleans leg*
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 20:53, closed)
Ask everyone who went last night...
There's no need to clean your leg, it's relatively quick and clean.
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 20:55, closed)
There's always
Punch and Judy by Marillion, from their Fugazi album.

That's way before you were born, Gayer!
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 20:57, closed)
About 90% of the music I listen to started and/or finished before I was born.
My music taste is twice my age.

Edit:
Like CHCB *winks*
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 20:59, closed)
.
.
Chat continues here
.
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 21:40, closed)

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