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Sometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.

Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.

Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.

(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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My Old Man
Gave me this pearl of wisdom:

"Never pull another man's rhubarb"

To this day I still have no idea what the hell he was on about, possibly warning me off wanking off fellas?
Unfortunately he died a couple of years ago, so I may never know the answer....bollocks.
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 19:26, 4 replies)
It may have been literal
My grandad grew rhubarb in his garden, and if anyone had nicked it he'd have kicked their arse for them.
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 19:30, closed)
There we go then
The old fella was warning me of the potential perils of thieving another person's home grown produce!
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 19:34, closed)
You need to ask
Pop Will Eat Itself. They know the answer to this.

www.discogs.com/release/3963 - Track 11
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 20:36, closed)

Isnt it in the Batman film? Jack Nicholson ("The Joker") says it. God knows what it means. And the PWEI song didnt really clarify matters either.
(, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 20:46, closed)

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