Advice from Old PeopleSometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.
Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.
Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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After chopping chilliMake sure you wash your hands, and, when wanking, don't wear headphones with music blaring...
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jim_bob is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 22:59,
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also, to partner the two up...... don't touch your own or anybody else's intimate parts after chopping chili (or even eating a hot curry) until you have throughly washed your hands.
just don't.
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I'll add to that..don't go masterbating with chilli oil on your hands listening to gary glitter...
it's addictive
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 1:21, closed)
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