Regret something you have done,
not something you haven't done.

*engages in campus slaying*
( crackhouseceilidhband - "refreshing and logical", Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:34, closed)

Woooo!
Kill em all!

*joins in with pipe bombs and molotovs*

*hopes CHCB has forgiven penis insinuations.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:47, closed)

@CHCB
I'm getting a very violent vibe from you the past few days.

All ok?
( big-girl's-blouse owns far too much fleece, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:49, closed)

^
"meh" is the appropriate response.
It's about 40% hormonal and 60% warranted.
( crackhouseceilidhband - "refreshing and logical", Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:02, closed)

I do apologise
if I have contributed in any way.

I don't really think you have a penis.

*hugs*
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:07, closed)

*pokes*
I do!

Hello everybody!
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:17, closed)

whereas if you did have one...
we would think you all the more wonderful for it. You go, penis lady!
(bazmorningstar Meal Of Yule On Time. Xmas dinner must be punctual, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:17, closed)

Hi Bert!
*runs across field of buttercups while "Kiss Me" plays in the background*
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:19, closed)

Yay!
*sixpence none the richers*

How's my favourite non-geordie today then?
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:20, closed)

I'm very well
thanks. The electrician has finished so we can finally clean the house. Spent about four hours last night hoovering and mopping the floor, but we now have a living room we can use again.

I only just read your epic about last Friday. Glad you're okay. Hope you enjoyed your dancing at the weekend.

How's your week going?
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:28, closed)

SLOWLY
I'm really, really bored.

Glad to hear the house is sorted though, how's the Mrs?
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:32, closed)

She's fine
actually while I remember, I need to phone the electrician, there is still a problem with the downstairs sockets.

edit - how's Mrs Monkeysex these days?
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:34, closed)

'a problem with the downstairs sockets'
*keels over in a puddle of piss*
( Davros' Granddad is unflappable, unlike his coat., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:36, closed)

I'm not worried about the cock insinuation.
And I've got a great pair of balls.
( crackhouseceilidhband - "refreshing and logical", Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:39, closed)

you dirty, dirty man Davros
I was of course talking about my electrical sockets, nothing about my girlfriends fun bits.

Everything there is fine thank you.

@CHCB - oh good, I was a bit worried there.

*continues to make penis comments*
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:44, closed)

Dirty? L'il ol' moi?
Actually, yeah you're right. Can't deny it.

*Grins insanely*
( Davros' Granddad is unflappable, unlike his coat., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:48, closed)