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Sometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.

Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.

Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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This is a QotW answer Bless him.
The man was a genius. I had never heard of him until I moved to the USA many moons ago. On returning to England I spread the good word and many dvds to friends.

Last saturday my better half downloaded the 08 HBO special as we had not watched him in years and the 'old fuck' was fantastic. Then two days later he dies.

This week I am going to watch Top Gear and hope the same happens to that gobshite Clarkson.

"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death. "
(DrTugnut2 Francophobe., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:35, closed)
This is a QotW comment who are you talking
about?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:41, closed)
This is a QotW comment @Vipros
I think, it could be Jesus, but I may be wrong.

JESUS FTW.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:43, closed)
This is a QotW comment George Carlin I think
possibly a response to a post earlier (becky's I think).
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad is unflappable, unlike his coat., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:47, closed)
This is a QotW comment *tickles D's G*
I don't know who this George Carlin fella is, and I'm far too lazy to bother googling him, was he anything like beardy jew Jesus Christos?
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:49, closed)
This is a QotW comment @DG
No, I'm going to have to agree with Bert on this one. Because I like the way he looks in a thong.
(I helped save b3ta! althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:49, closed)
This is a QotW comment @al
YEAH.

He died on a Lollipop stick to save the world from it's shins.

In a thong.

Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:54, closed)
This is a QotW comment No Bert
I meant I like the way you look in a thong.
(I helped save b3ta! althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:55, closed)
This is a QotW comment Bum-bada-bum-bum-bum
*sexy thong dances*

Damn your Mrs for coming to the bash, I needed to feel your beard tickling my perineum.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:57, closed)
This is a QotW comment Al...
Your Mrs was there?
WTF?
How do I not know that?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:00, closed)
This is a QotW comment ^
It was the end of the night and you were very drunk...
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad is unflappable, unlike his coat., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:04, closed)
This is a QotW comment Oh right,
She wasn't there the whole time then?
Fair enough... What was this mysterious "second bar" we went to?
Also, does anyone know where I wandered off to?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:09, closed)
This is a QotW comment George Carlin
Fucking hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist being not quite so batshit since, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:19, closed)

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