Advice from Old PeopleSometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.
Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.
Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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mmm nice filth beckyjsbxwell done on that one!
my advice, as i approach 21 in hexadecimal next week, is never - and i repeat never - bite on a ladybird.
It is a taste i simply cannot describe as bad. And it has a taste that lasts longer than an old mans nutsack. It is red (and black) for a vry good reason.
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bazza van der trance , ooh baby baby, baby baby. Get up on this., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 0:14,
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^When I was a wee nipper I ate a ladybird and from what I recall it did indeed taste foul. However, I am not able to confirm that the taste lingers longer than a wrinkly's ballbag as I have never experienced the aforementioned genitalia.
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Stu71 ....bad money dies, I love the scene, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 7:58,
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That means your 33!Woo to cleverness and hex.
When did you taste an old mans nutsack? In fact, what am I saying? WHY did you taste said nutsack!?!?
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gareth_alien will be human again at, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 9:12,
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nummy numI'm not sure quite which is more disgusting, the fact that you ate a poor ladybird or that you know what an old man's nutsack tastes like.
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