Advice from Old PeopleSometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.
Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.
Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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because it's just been mentioned on Radio 4"you can't be too rich or too thin".
I own half a
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 10:31,
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I don't know CHCBIf you lost the male genitalia that would easily be another pound gone.
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*does sum*138lbs is 9st 12 lbs. You appear to be of at least average height in the photos I've seen, so that's quite normal, surely.
And as for the quote....Victoria Beckham.
Say no more.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 10:39,
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nahIt was some american bitch who ran a fashion mag, and then got done for tax evasion or summat.
or something
or other
pphhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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No, sorryI didn't mean she said it. I was using her as a reason to discredit it!
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 10:42,
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oopssorry, im having a rubbish day
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it was Wallis Simpson who said itand I'm quite slim enough, even with the massive cock.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:29,
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It may be massive CHCBBut it's not as big as
DUM DUM DUM
GIGANTACOCK!
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well, almy cock weighs at least 130 of those 138 lbs. My freakshow bosses keep me well-fed.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:44,
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Womenonly get as thin as they would like to be after 6 weeks in the ground.
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:59,
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