One Night Stands
Freddie Woo says: "I was young and desperate, she was older, divorced and was sick on me. Seemed an acceptable criticism at the time." Tell us about your one night stand disasters, or lie about your triumphs.
( , Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:05)
Freddie Woo says: "I was young and desperate, she was older, divorced and was sick on me. Seemed an acceptable criticism at the time." Tell us about your one night stand disasters, or lie about your triumphs.
( , Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:05)
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This qotw is genuinely the one and only time I wish psychochomp was still posting.
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:43, 16 replies)
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:43, 16 replies)
yes
the idea of other people's one night stands is as close as you'll ever get to sex
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:24, closed)
the idea of other people's one night stands is as close as you'll ever get to sex
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:24, closed)
If you didn't want people to take the piss out of you for shagging captain aspergers, you should have kept your knickers on.
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:26, closed)
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:26, closed)
it felt like I had done, believe me
but i don't see why it precludes reminding everyone that old metal face couldn't get laid in a rug shop
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:29, closed)
but i don't see why it precludes reminding everyone that old metal face couldn't get laid in a rug shop
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:29, closed)
We could take the piss out of piston shitting in your cunt instead if you like.
Have you got a thing for awkward internet weirdos?
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:42, closed)
Have you got a thing for awkward internet weirdos?
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:42, closed)
Nonsense, he fell asleep with his embarrassment still in your unpleasantness.
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:59, closed)
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:59, closed)
it's too good a description to ruin it with a bit of truth
i'll let it lie
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:23, closed)
i'll let it lie
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:23, closed)
that mouse button isn't a real clitoris, you know
why don't you try paying a hooker, just to get it out of the way?
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:50, closed)
why don't you try paying a hooker, just to get it out of the way?
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:50, closed)
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