Fake onosecond
Someone I know was trying to get rid of a certain minger who had been annoying people for some time recently and was planning to force herself on us at an upcoming social event. (not like that, you dirty bugger, if it was like that we would have been holed up with artillery and air support). So he goes onto MSN, gets talking to her and then says 'Fuck off back to Russia you ugly shemale whore . . . . . . . . . oh shit sorry i think someone came in while i was out and sent that'. She didn't buy it, but she got the message.

There was also the time about 4 years ago when I sent an email to someone in my department saying it would be a good time to bury bad news. I never lived that one down . . .
(Radio Free iPods "Fickt nicht mit dem Raketenmensch!", Thu 26 May 2005, 15:33, Reply)