How I got my username

How can I put this? There exists a tape, marked: 'Open University Psychology - lessons 1 - 4' in a box in my loft. It contains the ultimate result of a debauched week back in 1994 when the kids were at my parents for the week and me and my ex celebrated our fifth anniversary at home and we'd just bought a brand new video camera.

But I'm sure you lot don't want to hear about THAT.

If any kind b3tans wish to buy me a bottle of Belgium beer this lunchtime, I might be persuaded to describe its contents.
(K.W.A. Knickers With Attitude, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:48, 12 replies)

Don't be such a beer grubbing tease
tell the bloody story!
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:56, closed)

And you are based where exactly?
*runs*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:00, closed)

Ah,
Now that would be telling...
(K.W.A. Knickers With Attitude, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:12, closed)

How about a rough estimate?
Otherwise, I can't get you this cold bottle of stella I hold in my hand!

Haha
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:28, closed)

I may be in the Bulstrode
in Hounslow
(K.W.A. Knickers With Attitude, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:46, closed)

Sorry!
I'm in Macclesfield, it's a bit too much of a trek!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:48, closed)

I'm not that far from Hounslow
*adjusts collar*
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:54, closed)

I don't think
you've understood the point of this board
( The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:41, closed)

Please do
enlighten me.
(K.W.A. Knickers With Attitude, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:49, closed)

So...
...you're going to describe the contents of a bottle of beer?

*is confused*
( TheMagicDwarf is back like ballroom dancing, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:47, closed)

Just for you then - as you're my favourite Dwarf


"I took off the top then ran my tongue around the rim, cheekily dipping the tip into the foam emanating from the aperture. The flavour was complex and organic, the feel of it on my tongue exciting. I grabbed hold of it and managed to get my mouth around it, relishing the spurt of liquid that filled my mouth and spilled down my chin."

How was that?

Who's round is it now?
(K.W.A. Knickers With Attitude, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:14, closed)

Works for me...
I still have wistful and fond memories of your 'Public Sex' post - you've got quite a turn of phrase...

*fwaps a bit*

Stella, was it?
( TheMagicDwarf is back like ballroom dancing, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 8:56, closed)