Rugby jokes.
I'm a rugby fan. I much, much prefer it to that overblown arse of a game that is football. As such, I invariably get accused of being a homo. Why? Because during a scrum, the second line players reach through the legs of the players in front and grab their jerseys to help keep them upright. According to these (usually football fan) wags, that means that I like to bend over, pull down my pants and admit several inches of pulsating man-truncheon into my puckered ring knot.

Does anybody bother looking at the types of men who actually play these sports? Rugby players are broad, strong, of generally sensible barnets, sport cauliflower ears, a pronounced lack of teeth and are generally the type of man you very definitely wouldn't want to piss in the pint of.

Football players, on the other hand, are usually a set of utter fairies. Admittedly I probably would receive a fair-sized kicking from some of the British players, but I'm pretty certain that even I could send Ronaldo running home in fits of tears to his mum even whilst he begged me not to mess up his hair.

Ooo, it makes me cross.
( Kroney, Wed 7 May 2008, 0:04, 4 replies)

I've seen football players
kiss and spank each other after a goal.
I don't even think there related.
(shake'n'bake Tally Ho, Biatch!, Wed 7 May 2008, 0:29, closed)

Fabulous Quotes...
Rugby - a game of thugs, played by gentlemen.

Football (or "oikball" as Brian Moore once referred to it on BBC1) - a game of gentleman, played by thugs.

(Rugby playing type...)
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 7 May 2008, 8:31, closed)

I assume you also have funny shaped balls?
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( Fireflier La la la la, not listening on, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:23, closed)

ronaldo
take another look, he's 6'2'' and built like a brick shithouse, an athlete who trains everyday and you think messing up the guys hairs is tough, get a fucking life wanker.
(uugee, Wed 7 May 2008, 23:04, closed)