There are only four things that peeve me.
Animals, Minerals, Vegetables and My Wife. The order has been changed to conserve my marriage.
(downhill_without_brakes, Wed 7 May 2008, 18:55, closed)

This may or may not be a ludicrous question but...
Why are you married to her if she annoys you?
(. ., Wed 7 May 2008, 19:13, closed)

maybe
she can suck the varnish off a table leg.
(sandettie light vessel automatic My dog has no dictionary, how does it spell awful?, Wed 7 May 2008, 19:42, closed)