Accidental concert
Driving my car along listening to the radio, on a nice sunny Friday afternoon on comes "I touch myself" I start singing along, when I stop for a red light. I'm sat singing along, really getting into it, the way you can only sing alone in the car. The lights turn green and I'm about to drive off when I notice some young mother and her three children stood by me with wide eyed expressions of disbelief on their faces. Apparently a quiet stroll in the sun with your children is somewhat ruined by a scruffy looking early 20's guy pulling up alongside you in his car with the window down, singing a song about masterbation.

I laughed all the way home.
(Mong goose, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:42, 1 reply)

touching
I hope you did the appropriate motions.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:55, closed)