Public Nudity
Naked people in public never ends well. Ever let your dangly bits go on show? Ever witnessed something dreadful?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:19)
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Showing my cock to a nurse should be more arousing than this
I had a bladder complaint, and had to have some tests in hospital. Firstly, I had to get my cock and balls out so that a random man who I hope was a consultant or doctor could have a good feel of my testes, and then I had to pop along to a different room where a student nurse observed a procedure where they put anaesthetic lubricant down my japs-eye followed by a long and prehensile fibre camera so that they could get a good look up my pisshole and into my bladder.
I bet she loved it, the dirty bitch. I myself did not, and retained a feeling of violation for the rest of the day. Especially when I went for a piss.
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CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 9:55,
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Maybe you shoulda taken the camera out.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 23 Jul 2014, 10:28,
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Not my job, mate
You don't have a dog and bark yourself
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CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 10:32,
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imagine if the nurse had been amorous badger
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 10:41,
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I'm imagining that right now
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CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 10:45,
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it's easier to get a camera out with a raging boner
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 10:47,
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The end is all tingly
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CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 10:48,
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balance a paper bedpan on it and pretend you're John Merrick
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 10:50,
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John Mer-DICK
See what I did there?
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CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 11:36,
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this is the sort of sophisticated jeu de mots that is ruining this place
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 11:38,
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Are you calling me a bummer?
Jeu de mots, indeed
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CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 11:44,
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no no no
I'm calling you a bummee.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 12:19,
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Wait, which is the good one?
I can't keep up these days
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CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 12:26,
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^
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 16:14,
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^aquaplaning off her chair
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 16:34,
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I went for an STD check up a few years ago
and the doctor person asked if I would be ok with the student nurse observing the procedure, I had seen the student nurse knocking about and I was like, sure why not :-D when she came in and I got my tackle out i think that nervousness took over and i had a microcock during the examination.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 10:53,
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why on earth did you think it would suddenly stop being minuscule?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 11:11,
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hey now hey now
that is borderline bullying...
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 11:15,
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well let's just hop straight over that border
you smell of cabbage and you ride a girl's bike
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 12:05,
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how do you KNOW these things????????????
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 12:56,
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Did the dick on yer head shrink too ?
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Your name: Board Sig:, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 13:06,
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alright spesh
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 13:28,
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and the doctor person asked if I would be ok with the student nurse observing the procedure, I had seen the student nurse knocking about and I was like, sure why not :-D when she came in and I got my tackle out i think that nervousness took over and
during the examination.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 16:15,
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We have all been to a doctor.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 13:08,
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