Tick list of acheivement ;-)
Well I'm sure I could embellish each with the tale of how etc but that may take some time.

So I'll start with a list of some of the more memorable "outdoor pursuits" and if anyone want's details I'll edit later!


SO:

- Train carriage (NOT THE TOILET!) on platform 8 of Euston station while waiting for the train to set off home!
- An open canoe shelter by the Grand Union Canal in Milton Keynes.
- Embankment overlooking a dual carriageway in Central Milton Keynes
- The Armada Beacon, Cambell Park, Milton Keynes
- Band Stand, Caldecotte Lake, Milton Keynes
- 18th Hole of Watford Municipal Golf course!
- 3 hour BJ in middle of Cassiobury Park, Watford. (as per replies, it was shit!)
- Pub Garden Table, while the pub was open somewhere near Bletchley(?)
- DeMontfort University (MK) Student Union Cafeteria
- A field just outside Stony Stratford (after a very horny hunt for somewhere quiet!)
- An ex-GF's mums dining room
- Brickhill Wood (with ramblers obliviously walking by)
- Bonnet of a Seat Ibiza outside holiday complex in Fueteventura
- In the waves of a beach on Fuerteventura
- The Armoury room of Deal Castle!
- Alton Towers 1: Great Dining table under stained glass window of old ruined Alton Manor House
- Alton Towers 2: On the roof of the same old ruined manor, holding the door shut as people came up the stairs!
- Bird Hide, Walton Park Nature Reserve, Milton Keynes during my lunch hour.
- My office desk (shared office), the Open University (not during my lunch hour!)
- Resevoir near Aberystwyth
- Back of a Renault Kangoo, doing 70mph on M4 near Cardiff!
- Getting stuck in an Escort van, after "getting stuck in" in the same van, Willen Lake, Milton Keynes. With some perve flashing his headlights at us.

I can recall numerous others with sketchy details, picnic spots, parked cars etc. It's weird, never would have believed I'd done all this until I tried listing them from memory!
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:48, 19 replies)

...
on a roof garden waiting for the croissants?
( scoshi pretending to diet since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:55, closed)

Haha!

( Cawl, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:57, closed)

*Clicks the reply*
Nice
( TheMagicDwarf is back like ballroom dancing, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:06, closed)

genius
best reply ever
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:11, closed)

Ha!
Yeah, does read a bit like that eh?

If it's any consolation most were rushed and generally a bit dissappointing.
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:18, closed)

3 hour BJ rushed?
also, 3 hours?

I'm surprised it didn't shrivel up like your fingertips in the bath!

she must have been shit.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:27, closed)

I appear to be 20 minutes too slow, there.
sorry about that.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:09, closed)

It was!
Very shit, she'd never done one before and I'd spent the day trying to break up with her. Basically it was a mix of guilt and boredom that prevented any decent result.
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:14, closed)

genius

(PsychoChomp, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:59, closed)

hahahaha

( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 7:49, closed)

Watford golf course...

I always thought they referred to the pub as the 19th hole until now...
( Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:26, closed)

seriously, now.
How shit at blowjobs was (s)he if it took 3 hours?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:55, closed)

Have I told you lately that I love you?

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:56, closed)

I live in milton keynes
I think it would be a great idea if we never meet.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:58, closed)

;-)
then you'll be pleased to hear I no longer live in Milton Keynes. Although I do frequently visit the girlfriend there.
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:16, closed)

Um
Do you deem wetting an index finger and inserting it into your own ear to clear out the wax as 'sex'? Coz I don't.
(WellwhodoyouthinkIam?, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:59, closed)

Thanks for the vote of confidence
but when like me you have kids, sometimes being at home doesn't offer the usual privacy you might want.

Also currently getting divorced, hence couldn't exactly take the girlfriend back home to meet the wife ;-)
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:17, closed)

A Silverlink train?
Or a Virgin?
(Concrete Cow, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:43, closed)

Arf!
Was the Silverlink one, but at least the semi fast calling at Watford, Bletchley then MK.
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:34, closed)