Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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If it moves and it shouldn't. use Gaffa tape.
If it doesn't move and it should, use WD40.
Winston Churchill told me that one.
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 12:47, 4 replies)
Modern corollary"If it needs to be attached, use cable ties."
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You're rightalthough I also keep a big roll of stick on velcro in my toolbox.
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that's how he won the war you know(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 12:55, closed)
Would have been two years shorter if we'd had cable ties(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:51, closed)
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