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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Another quick one
At a Liverpool guitar seminar some years ago, overrated Swedish show-off Ingwie Malmsteen had just finished a demonstration of his tedious fretwanking for the gathered enthusiasts.

"Ok, does anyone have any questions?"

"Yeah, why are you so fat?" came a voice from the back.
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:21, 5 replies)
"Because every time I fuck your mum, she gives me a biscuit" came the reply.
Presumably. If he'd thought of it.
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:26, closed)
Yeah, a lot of people seem to be eating biscuits this week.

(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:45, closed)

Only because your mum seems to put out so much..






(Yes I know, height of wit.)
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 17:18, closed)
Y-
not I-

phonetically correct. Spellingly wrongful.
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 19:10, closed)
true,
though it probably annoys the hell out of him.
(, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 9:10, closed)

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