Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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once went to a working men's club in blackpoolwhilst on a weekend break. i was already pretty tanked when the artiste arrived, a very large drag queen/comedian in a terrible outfit.
he was very funny, had us all in stitches the whole time. i actually managed to make him stop his act twice, due to his being unable to stop laughing.
first time, he told us he was writing a book about all the women in his life. "that's not a book," i piped up, "that's a pamphlet!"
second time, he was singing My Way. as it got to the bit about facing the final curtain, i said "yeah, but you shouldn't have made that dress out of it!"
it wasn't particularly big or clever, but i was pissed and he found it very funny :)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 16:43,
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