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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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when I was a kid it was rumoured that one of my circle of pals in our neighborhood had had to have an operation on his genitals as a baby because they hadn't developed properly or something...anyway the pal in question was a well known gobshite, piss taker and all round snidey little fucker so it probably all his fault when upon berating one of our group for his new, unfashionable 'short back and slap' haircut he was told to 'fuck off Willy operation'...resulting in a brief fight, lots of tears and then running off home to his mum.

Im also ashamed to say that on several occasions Ive reduced a female colleague to tears by saying 'fuck off shit hair' or 'fuck off fatty'
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:32, 6 replies)
So ashamed that you're sharing it with the internet.

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:39, closed)
yeah
there is NO shame on the internets
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:40, closed)
...resulting in a brief fight, lots of tears and then running off home to his mum
guess it was more than just a rumour then. way to let the cat out of the bag.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:43, closed)

cat testicles
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:50, closed)


(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:53, closed)
That is a good story to tell your friends on your Variety Club Sunshine Coaches days out.

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:56, closed)

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