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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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After a particularly irksome round of ribbing,
I declared my tormentor to be "a pancreas head". This saw me lauded among my peers as a great wit.

I was seven at the time, and the target of my withering barb had left earshot by the time I delivered it. Still, it impressed those around me, at least until the end of break.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:04, Reply)

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