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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Many moons ago
on my 21st Birthday, I went out with a few work colleagues and proceeded to get properly ratarsed, one of the blokes had bought his girlfriend with him and to cut a long story short, she was a bit of an attentionseeking madame andhad been annoying everyone. Clearly fed up with not being the centre of attention because it was all about ME, she decided to launch a pithily sarcastic comment in my direction. Watch her fail.

"Well,twenty-one, whatever next?"
"Twenty-two"

It was most definitely all int he delivery. Queue 15 other drunk people, myself included, curling up and crying with laughter.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:34, 3 replies)
*cue
And you know some easily amused people.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:16, closed)
Nice come back, I would probably give that a 1 on the Bristol Stool Scale.

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:32, closed)
I like this
*click*
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:09, closed)

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