So wrong I wish it was a lie
I'm the proud father of a little tubby 18month old boy. He's a funny little fella.

Being the happy little daddy that I am we spend hours running around the house, hiding from each other......all the fun things that a father and son should do.

Occasionly, and because he's my boy it's not wrong or peadophilic in the slighest, we have a bath together. It's great fun. I'll blow raspberrys in his little tubby tummy and chuckle as he squeals and splashes about. Sometimes I blow them on his botty and joke that he's farted. He squeals and splashes like a demented seal.

A couple of weeks ago we were going through this routine. I'd added diprovan to the bath as this is good for his eczema and my psoriasis. It also makes the bath a bit slippy so when I reached forward and blew a raspberry on his belly he slipped forward. I gave him a little kiss on his curl-covered head and sat him back up. Due to the afore mentioned diprovan he was quite a slippy little monkey and fell forwards again.......and kissed me on my willy.

I got out the bath pretty damn quick and felt very, very wrong.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:53, 10 replies)

Puh-lease.
Sure - that was what the priest used to say to me too.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:56, closed)

You should submit this to Paedohouse forum.

( Zuowan, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:57, closed)

would that be
your favourite porn site?
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:00, closed)

Made me laugh out loud
cheers, mate!
( SpankyHanky, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:59, closed)

Erm
Is he available for parties?
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:06, closed)

HAHAH
I actually lol'd!
( Lord_Munkee, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:42, closed)

HAHA
Oh the hilarious shame of it!

First click of the week.
(Spangulum nailing your mother since 1824, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 7:50, closed)

That's all sweet and funny and wrong all at once,
but also I applaud the forbidden subject matter, glad to know we're not all shopping ourselves into the thought police just 'cos we have kids whom *gasp* we sometimes touch naked.

Cheers!
( ..wil, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:09, closed)

Boob wash
Reminds me of the time my 4 year old daughter accompanied me in the bath & said, 'Can I wash you mummy' Nothing wrong there I thought, monkeys do it all the time.

I offered her my arm, she pushed it aside & washed my BOOB!

I too scuttled off out of the bath quick smart cos it felt SO WRONG!

She bathes alone now!
(sneezymonkey, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:24, closed)

I was
bathing my little girl once, and she looked down at her chest and then back at me and said:

"When I get older daddy, will I have boobs like you and mummy?"

Christ, I nearly gave up the grog!
(dchurch bah, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:26, closed)