According to the Walsall Express & Star (that bastion of fine journalism)
the trainers mark drug dealers' houses
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:21, 1 reply)

Fair enough. I've just been instructed that gang members refer to each other as "soldiers".
And yet - and yet - whenever they kill each other in some pathetic postcode allegiance battle, they're always referred to as "A promising young footballer" or "gifted academic", instead of of "drug-dealing, illiterate, brain-shatteringly stupid scumbag who got what was coming from well over a mile off, considering that it's pretty well impossible to not be able to predict how it's all going to end up."
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:28, closed)

That's not how you spell solja bruv.
Innit
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:29, closed)

Touch me, blud.
Peace out.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:31, closed)

Safe.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:32, closed)

If it's a girl who's stabbed or shot
she's always an "aspiring model" rather than a chavvy slag
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:32, closed)

Alternatively
'bubbly and outgoing' frequently means she was a bit dim and not the prettiest.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:42, closed)