Get out of my shoe

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:34, 2 replies)

I think Bohemian Rhapsody is actually a bit shit.

(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:31, 3 replies)

I have this really great story about saying the unsayable

( vladimir, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:16, 5 replies)

BLANCMANGE!
Sorry - I panicked.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:16, 2 replies)

/TALK LOVES YOU ALL!
You flailing spastic shitcunt mong crybaby fantasist autisms.
*MWAH!*
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:06, 1 reply)

STAY ABOUT FROM MY BINS!

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:04, Reply)

GET OFF MY BRIDGE!
fol der lol
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:04, Reply)

LOUD NOISES

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:03, 2 replies)

(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:03, Reply)

Albert Marshmallow might be right for once.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:48, Reply)

Well if it is really all over...
I most definitely won.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:35, Reply)

something needs to be done to massively revamp this site
it's dying on its arse
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:20, Reply)

Yet another one starring grandmasterfluffles' mother
My mother is extremely cold, very eccentric, and loves texting. It was a combination of these factors that led to her informing me of my father's death...by text.

Thus my first reaction to news of my father's death was hysterical laughter, as in, "Pffffffffft, I can't believe she told me this BY TEXT, hahahaHAHAHAAAAAA!"

Oh dear.
(grandmasterfluffles Come to my Armageddon party on, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:08, 2 replies)