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This is a question Self-Inflicted injuries

Spanishfly asks: Ever injured yourself in a moment of frustration? When have you ever done something stupid or sensible that has ended up with you injured? Punched an Asda sign because they didn't have tiger bread? Yeah, us too

This isn't a question about intentional self-harm

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:06)
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I walked into a door. Seriously
I'd been doing the 12-bar challenge (a pint in all 12 Durham Uni college bars before closing time) and I was running out of the college to get to the next one. We were VERY….very… drunk…. My mate in front of me opened the door in my face just as I ran in to that space - BANG! Cue yet another trip to Dryburn hospital and an interesting conversation with the A&E nurse -

Nurse: What happened to you then?
Me: I walked into a door
Nurse: Oh? OK. Now what really happened?
Me: No, really, I walked into a door
Nurse: You're going to need about 6 or 7 stitches in that, do you want to tell me what really happened?
Me: Seriously, I walked into a door! I'm not making this up!
Nurse: Have you been drinking?
Me: Yes, lots!
Nurse: I see - well, no anaesthetic for you then!

Length? About 2 inches of scar, still visible when I crinkle my forehead
(I helped save b3ta! Young Master Ploppy, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 10:54, 11 replies)
I'd take the "no anaesthetic" as a blessing tbh
I hate injections.

I'd be the worst heroin addict ever.
(SculptureOfMan Mmhmm, this IS a tasty burger!, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 10:56, closed)
Lightweight.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:40, closed)
Before anyone tells me I can smoke it
I also hate tin foil.
(SculptureOfMan Mmhmm, this IS a tasty burger!, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:05, closed)
Why are you replying to me, you needy cunt?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:16, closed)
Why are you posting on here?

(SculptureOfMan Mmhmm, this IS a tasty burger!, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:18, closed)
ONYDJGT

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:40, closed)
"an interesting conversation with the A&E nurse"
Wasn't interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:03, closed)
Nicely played

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:40, closed)
No, but the lack of compassion
means that it definitely WAS an A&E nurse.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:04, closed)
You've watched too much "Carry on Doctor"

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:05, closed)
I had so many visits there in my three years of uni
that by the end the nurses knew me by first name. I'm dreading going bald, you'll be able to play noughts and crosses on my scars
(I helped save b3ta! Young Master Ploppy, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 9:00, closed)

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