My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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bloody teachersin first year seniors(year 8, i think), we had a very old english teacher, who one day decided to give us a sex education lesson.
however, it had very little to do with human sex and everything to do with chicken sex. she told us that, like chickens, the man would hold on to the back of the woman's neck(with his teeth, not his beak) and place his feet on her arse for balance.
i don't know if she'd never actually had sex or, as it was 3 weeks till her retirement, she'd just decided to screw with our heads a bit.
either way, we were a very confused class that day.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 1:30,
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