My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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VagooWhen I was a younger helo still trying to figure out who tasted better, boys or girls I had a few misconceptions.
That girls only had the one hole and everything came out of there.
Everyone was circumsiced and that those who weren't were "freaks".
That wanking with soap is a reeeeeally good idea. FYI, it reeeeeeeeeeeallllllly isn't.
That seeing your parents doing the numpty won't perma scar you for life therefore forever turning you off wimmin.
Well, the last one is at least partly true.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:10, Reply)
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