My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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My sex misconceptionI thought that the best way to have sex with my ex was to not push anything too much, talk about it sensibly and respect the fact that she said she wasn't ready for 5 years. Turns out that one of my mates had the right Idea... he was just a persistant twat and shagged her in a couple of weeks. Mind you, she's with him now and she's a psycho, so I don't know wether the misconception didn't save me a lot of greif or not. Tis life
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 19:40, Reply)
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