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Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."

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(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Annnnnddddd
here we go again!

Why can't people post replys to this debate in the appropriate thread, rather than clogging up the page with their "opinions"?

To summarise: People do stupid things when they're upset.
Should she have cheated? No.
Should he have done what he did? No.
Is it rape or sexual assualt? No.
Do I give a shit? No.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:31, 3 replies)
"Temporary Insanity"
Is a defense plea, not a fucking excuse.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:34, closed)
You seem to have missed the part
where I said I don't give a shit. Go to the appropriate thread and flame away to your heart's content.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:39, closed)
This has been done to death now
Turn your computer off, take a deep breath and go for a walk. Seriously.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:39, closed)
What he said ^^^^
with nobs on.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:49, closed)
"Why can't people post replys to this debate in the appropriate thread, rather than clogging up the page with their "opinions"?"
Now come on, that's a little challenging for most QOTW'ers.
And wouldnt get quite as much WAAAAAAH look at me attention.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:50, closed)
i think i'd rather have that much chili in my vag
than this much sand. get over yourselves. no-one died. and i guarantee it's no worse than the dose of clap he could easily have got form her hooring it up unprotected, so STFU.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:17, closed)
Just to change the subject,
am I the only one who, when he reads "STFU" thinks that it's text speak for "stuff you"? Maybe it's the fact I'm in my thirties and don't go in for these new-fangled acronyms, but it always takes me ages to work out that it means "shut the fuck up".

Just me?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:23, closed)
up until this moment
i thought it was Stuff you...

and will carry on thinking so as its wayyy better.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:38, closed)
Yay!
I still read it as "stuff u", it's so much more fun.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:50, closed)
Great
I'm not the only one!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:57, closed)
You mean...
it DOESN'T mean "stuff you"? Booooo that's the saddest thing I've read on here today..
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:14, closed)
Actually
I think it's debatable as to whether it's actually sexual assault.

The intention was obviously to cause pain, to an area that is obviously sexualised. The intermediate act of insertion (regardless of whether it was by the ex or her new beau) doesn't negate any chain of causality.

For instance, if I were to balance a bucket of paint over a door, and you opened it, and it fell on you, I would be guilty of assault, regardless of the fact that you opened the door.

In the same way, if I poison your food, but someone else feeds it to you, I'm still guilty of poisoning.

Actually, I'm pretty sure this is sexual assault, in a legal sense at least.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:12, closed)
actually
having reconsidered, it's more like basic assault.

Sexual assault would usually involve coercion or physical force.

However, it could be assault occasioning actual bodily harm.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:18, closed)

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