My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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The ony way you could hide itwould be not to do it.
Anyway whoever spends an extended length of time in the bathroom or shower is clearly having a wank.
It takes 3-4 minutes to have a shower, if you're in the shower for 6 minutes they know you're wanking.
Also, dont wank while trying to have a shit. Neither will come out.
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turb0t, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:14,
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Hahaha!I was going to ask if this is the voice of experience - but I don't need to ask, as it so obviously is.
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warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:13,
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I take 10 minutes in a shower if I'm going at my very fastestOtherwise I'm atleast 20. Mind you, I love being cosy and my hair reaches my knees...
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vix0r was not Matthew on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:39,
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