My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Me and my now famous...Me and my now famous missus were enjoying the wonder of outdoor sex - in this instance, if I remember rightly, under the influence of some rather groovy narcotics.
She, possibly as she had her hands on some moss at the same time as being quite spacktarded, along with me rutting violently at her behind like a tupping canine asked if she had weeds for hands. I advised her she did indeed.
I still rib her mercilessly nowadays. And bring up this comment.
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