Call me 'Sherlock'...

But if I had read your post with all references to where you live removed, and was then asked where you live, I would have guessed 'San Francisco'...

strangely, if you run a knitting needle through a globe you'll find that the complete polar opposite (in every way) to San Francisco is a little place called:

'Coventry, UK'*

harrumph.

*buttons cardigan right up to the top*

good first post though - *clicks* - although I agree with the above reply regarding 'open relationships'.

I'd say 'keep it up', but somehow I don't think that's going to be a problem with you ;)



*geographical lie
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 9:14, 2 replies)

I've never been to Coventry
although I think you really mean the Indian Ocean, if it weren't for your geographical lie. And thanks!
(callombard, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 9:21, closed)

I echo Poo's sentiments here
I love Callombard's post - free thinking, open, honest, all in all just great.

I also thought to myself....erm....

But we're British!

All the stereotypes came screaming out of the cupboard (we don't have closets here ;))


This is just one of the things I love about b3ta - the sheer variety of members....as it were.


*buttons cardigan right up to the top*

*neglects to wear knickers*


*clicks*


Oh, and welcome to b3ta!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 10:30, closed)

hot wax is great
however it does not have quite the same effect if you have also been giving the recipient an oily massage as well.

The wax does not dry, it goes every-fucking-where.
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 11:08, closed)

Hot wax isn't great
when they put a strip of cotton on it and rip it off your (now hairless) skin.

Especially in intimate areas.

It does feel lovely going on though.

And if she moves even an inch when she rubs in the soothing aftercare cream I'll have to buy her a drink.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 11:19, closed)