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Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."

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zero points for conception/misconception jokes

(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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I suppose I'll jump on the bandwagon...
I was speaking to a rodent the other day, and he was telling me about his time in jail.

He said about how dreadful it was, and even when you came out, the other rodents didn't treat you fairly, they put all the former prisoner rodents in a ghetto-esque system. To make matters worse, this was all done at Christmas, no less! It was deplorable, this was called the:

Mice Xmas Con Section

BOOM BOOM!

ed:Sorry forgot an important part of this illustrious tale...
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:26, Reply)

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