I apologise if any are bindun....
I havent read through,and gotta go to college soon!

Why did little suzy fall off the swing?
She had no arms

How do you get a clown off the swing?
Hit it in the face with an axe

Whats the difference with a ton of dead babys,and a ton of bricks?
You cant load bricks onto the back of a pick-up with a pitchfork

What sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller?
A baby with a cheese grator

Ill post more as and when i remember them/have more time
(Jack-e-oh, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 7:16, Reply)