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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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The art of beekeepingThis one is not at all sick, (unless you are a bee with housing issues)
Two beekeepers meet at a conference. One asks the other:
"How many bees do you keep?"
"I've got 3 hives, in all I've got around 50,000 bees" answered his colleague.
"So how many bees have you got?" the second beekeeper inquires.
"Oh, about a million or so"
"A Million?! How many hives do you have?"
"Just the one"
"You've got a million bees in one hive?"
"Yeah. Fuck 'em, they're only bees"
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masakatsu, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 19:26,
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