World's Sickest JokeWe're doing a book called "The B3ta Bumper Book of Sick Jokes".
So tell us your jokes.
UPDATE: We've got enough material for a joke book and we attempted to close the question. However lots of people want us to keep it open. In response, we've opened the Sickipedia where you can add your own jokes, correct the grammar of others and hopefully have a lot less duplicates. Have fun. And go to www.sickipedia.org now!
UPDATE 2: BUY THE BOOK - IT'S CHEAP AND GREAT!
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rob Hello, I'm a board sig., Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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obligatory Dick jokeThere's a bloke at home watching telly, all of a sudden his knob falls off. In a frenzy of panic, he throws it into a convenient paper bag and sets off for the Doctors. He get's to the Doctors surgery, runs up the stairs, boots the door open and screams: "Doctor, Doctor, my dick's fallen off", and hands the Doctor the paper bag. The Doctor pulls out the object in the paper bag; looks at it for several seconds then says: "I'm sorry, but this sin't a Dick, it's a Coconut Mushroom". To which the man replies: "it can't be - I eat that coming up the stairs"
yadda da dah dahhhhh, da da dah !
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smegski is editor of Practical Shoelace Collector, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 21:49,
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