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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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I'm not racist, so retelling this makes me feel slightly dirty, but never mind....Black guy goes on a skiing holiday, gets to his hotel and sees a sign outside:
"WHITE PEOPLE £50, BLACK PEOPLE £50"
So he thinks "ah, that's good, equality and all that", books in and goes to a restaurant for his dinner. He sees another sign outside the restaurant:
"WHITE PEOPLE £10, BLACK PEOPLE £10"
He's thinking how nice it is that everyone's equal here, has a great meal and goes back to his hotel to sleep.
The next day goes for a ski, and again he sees a sign:
"WHITE PEOPLE £20, BLACK PEOPLE £1"
Again he's happy that there's no racism here, there's even positive discrimination. He pays his £1 and is taken to a seperate ski slope. He's having a great time, he gets to a big jump and flies off it. In the distance, he hears one word:
"Pull!"
I'm sorry.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 14:05, closed)
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