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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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A little old lady goes into a sex shopwalks up to the counter and says to the assistant,
"Young maaaan, have you got a viiiibraaaatoor?"
He's a bit taken aback and not sure if her heard her correctly because of her shaky voice, but he picks out a modest-sized model and places it on the counter.
"Nooooo, nooooo, bigger than thaaat"
So he brings her the next size up.
"Noooooo, noooo, bigger than thaaaat"
This happens a few times until finally he places the biggest vibrator in the entire shop on the counter. It's eighteen inches long with a girth that would make even Jenna Jameson's eyes water.
"Yeeeees, yeeeees, thaaaat's the one. Hoooow do you tuuuurn it off?"
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 13:49, closed)
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